Looked at Steve's today. Much more professional than mine but duller for it lets face it.
I'm sure he'd agree - he thinks I'm funny.
In fact that's the only feedback I've had so far so I'm going to work with that and consider this the book I never wrote.
I'm fretting about the professional side of blogging - particularly after having met the king of blogs last week - sweet Jesus - even uploaded photo's had movement and sountrack although I agree with Chris - my face should really have appeared at the same time as the words 'this sex is on fire'. Would have pleased me that.
Anyway lets face it - me and technology are strange bedfellows. I blow hot and cold unless its excel in which case I am colder than cold
Back to my book
Schott made loads of money with his boring miscellany and that made it into toilets all over the globe.
If I try and keep all posts to an average poohing time then I can write a book of roughly 1500 chapters and make millions.
So - themes, structures and editing.
I have thought about them and have decided to ditch them.
I feel you should be able to dip in and out of my book and grab a snapshot of perfect enjoyment in small bites. You want more. Just tuck in.
I think I am onto a winning idea here - my main problem now being I dont know if I shlould stop typing.
Exactly how long is an average pooh?
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I think you should do some research into the reading to poo(h)ing ratio. You need to cater for the quick poo /slow reader and slow poo / quick reader alike. There's an equation in here somewhere.
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