Innaugral FMIB dance in trof - please ask

Multiple post demo for alex

Dukes and sunshine . Perfect

Woman in face mask at airport. Scardy cat, ugly or in the wrong country ? Discuss

Playing flight control whilst circling Heathrow bit wierd. Other planes out the window . Expect to see a big finger on top of them dragging them in.

Addicted to flight control . Need help. Fear earlier life as plane spotter about to be revealed .

Friday night beers should be law

Testing ping . Cheers Barry

Naturally round - not torpedo's

Just has a very interesting discussion about breast type perferences.
Perhaps inappropriate (that word keeps popping up doesn't it) for the office but it was with a woman so I figure that puts the whole thing on a proper footing and drags it away from the perv zone.
False defnitely not
Age and acceptable directly linked
Discuss

Wandering hand in hand down the road of stupidness

I love this phrase.
I made myself laugh - again. (Is it wrong to find yourself one of the funniest people you know?)
It came in the head and out the mouth as usual
Probably best for the inspirers to remain anonymous :)

Up and at 'em

Feeling energised.
It's got to be the gym, which I have now had two sessions at and despite thighs that ache like a bastard - I'm buzzing
Also its the planning - I like looking at what's going to happen this year and what control I have over it.......... mmwwaaaah
Plus New Year always feels like half of the bad weather time is behind us - the shortest day has come and gone so the nights are getting lighter (marginally)
Loving the big freeze too
Now if only I was getting more sex life would be perfect

Chestnuts Roasting.....

It's a funny old time
Some embrace fully, bake and participate
Cards are a minefield in this electronic age - but my view is that they are simple and take effort - so worth keeping
Tunes abound. Some sing. Most don't.
Some are curmudgeonly - pretty much in keeping
And some seem shy not really knowing how this shit works. Sweet.
Christmas in the office - something for everyone.
Especially the lady with a porn DVD's planted in her handbag.
Merry Christmas

My arse is an 8.5

.................. but alas my face is only a 7
Guess I'm just going to have to get the scissors on the jeans

An orange on a stick

Yep - that's right. Genius. And a snip at one euro fifty.
Random but somehow appropriate in a see of inaproppriate and random that was the works Christmas party weekend.
Larceny - inappropriate
Planting the evidence elsewhere - really inappropriate
Maria Full Of Grace - nuff said
The Bed of Love - should have been inappropriate and yet somehow not. Truly pure.
Laughing. Ridiculously appropriate.
Crying. That too.
I'm thinking that if you end up on a table in a marquis at Old Trafford it's not going to be this much fun.
I love my friends at work.
Roll on 2009. We gotta beat this fucking credit crunch gloom. Am currently selling the idea of red stripe and sausage rolls in the office for next year but will top myself if that's where it ends.

A Request

To read about juggalicious of Didsbury who tonight is running the streets of south Manchester (who knew?)
One only hopes that some fine material and strong elastic is at play.
I thank you

Do people at work really like each other?

When they leave you can tell.
Tears are a good sign you were popular.
Good gifts - ditto
The number of people who come out on your leaving do - that's a good sign to - but you have to really understand those that have no real life will turn up even if they feel ambivalent to you - and some will come because they like other people who are going rather than you.
Why is all this?
It's because we aren't real at work
Why don't we really give of ourselves to colleagues.
Can colleagues be great friends or do we simply not trust them enough?
We show friends weaknesses and this isn't something we often do to colleagues
Fair enough - we have mortgages to pay BUT
Lets try keeping it real
I can sense a movement coming on - no not that kind of movement - one where I can encourage participation, openness, great friendship
I just need to talk to Claire about the protocol for disciplining all my new friends if they don't perform

I'm getting requests...

Excellent
A small but very loyal band of followers (well as loyal as one can be after 48 hours) are now vying for a mention in this here blog.
How great is that?
....... but fuck off
Spoils the spontaniety
But did give me my first inspiration of teh day to post.
thanks Debs

It happened again

Can't remember much trauma in my life but one that definitley sticks out was pretending to be ill when I was 13 with a cold
Dragged to doctors - long story short - forget about the cold - you are obese lets get you to the hospital
In the long run - did me a favour. Got my head out of the fridge. B ut kind of stung at the time (understatement)
Went today for a sinus check, got involved in a conversation about snoring and before I knew it I was on the scales again.
Apparently by BMI of 27 makes me officially overweight (25-29 is overweight so apparently I'm half way to obese)
Now I know my belly has swelled over recent months but even in my paranoid about weight state (see early post - which was to self for those who have told me I am being offensive to fat people) I didn't actually think I was that fat. Just needed a couple of weeks of gym and better eating.
How thin does one have to be these days?
And the moral of the story?
Don't go the doctors with a cold.................. they'll only tell you that you are fat

Toilets everywhere here I come (warning this is not a cottaging story)

Looked at Steve's today. Much more professional than mine but duller for it lets face it.
I'm sure he'd agree - he thinks I'm funny.
In fact that's the only feedback I've had so far so I'm going to work with that and consider this the book I never wrote.
I'm fretting about the professional side of blogging - particularly after having met the king of blogs last week - sweet Jesus - even uploaded photo's had movement and sountrack although I agree with Chris - my face should really have appeared at the same time as the words 'this sex is on fire'. Would have pleased me that.
Anyway lets face it - me and technology are strange bedfellows. I blow hot and cold unless its excel in which case I am colder than cold
Back to my book
Schott made loads of money with his boring miscellany and that made it into toilets all over the globe.
If I try and keep all posts to an average poohing time then I can write a book of roughly 1500 chapters and make millions.
So - themes, structures and editing.
I have thought about them and have decided to ditch them.
I feel you should be able to dip in and out of my book and grab a snapshot of perfect enjoyment in small bites. You want more. Just tuck in.
I think I am onto a winning idea here - my main problem now being I dont know if I shlould stop typing.
Exactly how long is an average pooh?