Chestnuts Roasting.....

It's a funny old time
Some embrace fully, bake and participate
Cards are a minefield in this electronic age - but my view is that they are simple and take effort - so worth keeping
Tunes abound. Some sing. Most don't.
Some are curmudgeonly - pretty much in keeping
And some seem shy not really knowing how this shit works. Sweet.
Christmas in the office - something for everyone.
Especially the lady with a porn DVD's planted in her handbag.
Merry Christmas

My arse is an 8.5

.................. but alas my face is only a 7
Guess I'm just going to have to get the scissors on the jeans

An orange on a stick

Yep - that's right. Genius. And a snip at one euro fifty.
Random but somehow appropriate in a see of inaproppriate and random that was the works Christmas party weekend.
Larceny - inappropriate
Planting the evidence elsewhere - really inappropriate
Maria Full Of Grace - nuff said
The Bed of Love - should have been inappropriate and yet somehow not. Truly pure.
Laughing. Ridiculously appropriate.
Crying. That too.
I'm thinking that if you end up on a table in a marquis at Old Trafford it's not going to be this much fun.
I love my friends at work.
Roll on 2009. We gotta beat this fucking credit crunch gloom. Am currently selling the idea of red stripe and sausage rolls in the office for next year but will top myself if that's where it ends.