Friday, 17 April 2009

Testing ping . Cheers Barry

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Naturally round - not torpedo's

Just has a very interesting discussion about breast type perferences.
Perhaps inappropriate (that word keeps popping up doesn't it) for the office but it was with a woman so I figure that puts the whole thing on a proper footing and drags it away from the perv zone.
False defnitely not
Age and acceptable directly linked
Discuss

Friday, 9 January 2009

Wandering hand in hand down the road of stupidness

I love this phrase.
I made myself laugh - again. (Is it wrong to find yourself one of the funniest people you know?)
It came in the head and out the mouth as usual
Probably best for the inspirers to remain anonymous :)

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Up and at 'em

Feeling energised.
It's got to be the gym, which I have now had two sessions at and despite thighs that ache like a bastard - I'm buzzing
Also its the planning - I like looking at what's going to happen this year and what control I have over it.......... mmwwaaaah
Plus New Year always feels like half of the bad weather time is behind us - the shortest day has come and gone so the nights are getting lighter (marginally)
Loving the big freeze too
Now if only I was getting more sex life would be perfect

Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Chestnuts Roasting.....

It's a funny old time
Some embrace fully, bake and participate
Cards are a minefield in this electronic age - but my view is that they are simple and take effort - so worth keeping
Tunes abound. Some sing. Most don't.
Some are curmudgeonly - pretty much in keeping
And some seem shy not really knowing how this shit works. Sweet.
Christmas in the office - something for everyone.
Especially the lady with a porn DVD's planted in her handbag.
Merry Christmas

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

My arse is an 8.5

.................. but alas my face is only a 7
Guess I'm just going to have to get the scissors on the jeans

Monday, 15 December 2008

An orange on a stick

Yep - that's right. Genius. And a snip at one euro fifty.
Random but somehow appropriate in a see of inaproppriate and random that was the works Christmas party weekend.
Larceny - inappropriate
Planting the evidence elsewhere - really inappropriate
Maria Full Of Grace - nuff said
The Bed of Love - should have been inappropriate and yet somehow not. Truly pure.
Laughing. Ridiculously appropriate.
Crying. That too.
I'm thinking that if you end up on a table in a marquis at Old Trafford it's not going to be this much fun.
I love my friends at work.
Roll on 2009. We gotta beat this fucking credit crunch gloom. Am currently selling the idea of red stripe and sausage rolls in the office for next year but will top myself if that's where it ends.